Camper Van Hire
for Curious
Adventurers

Hop Aboard
the Mystery
Machine!

No clues needed, just grab the keys
and hit the road.

Available from just

£140

Per Night*

The Only
Mystery
Is Where
You’re Going

Plan less. Explore more.
Make memories, not itineraries.

The Mystery Machine is a luxury camper van for two, built for freedom, fun, and unforgettable road trips, with all the comforts of home along for the ride.

Sleep Easy.
Pack Everything.

Perfect for two, it offers a super-large sleeping space and a huge storage garage for all your gear, so you can keep the living space tidy and enjoy the freedom of the road without the clutter.

No clutter. No stress. Just space to relax.

Kitchen
Capers

A fully equipped kitchen diner means you’re always adventure-ready:

  • 2-burner gas hob
  • Sink & generous fridge
  • All crockery, cutlery & cookware included

Breakfast with a view? Case closed.

Sleuthing
Made Simple

Small space, big brains.

Our cleverly designed bathroom maximises space with a shower and flushing toilet, while smart storage all around keeps your clothing and supplies organised. Comfort and convenience are key, so you can focus on the adventure, not the mess.

Because comfort shouldn’t be a mystery.

Off-Grid
Adventures?

Solar system to keep you powered wherever you roam

The solar system keeps leisure batteries charged while off-grid, and there’s an external hook-up for on-site convenience. Explore forests, beaches, or hidden corners of the countryside, your basecamp comes with you.

Stay wild. Stay charged.

Comfort
& Control

  • Dual fuel Truma heating & hot water keeps you cosy in any weather
  • VW diesel engine, 6-speed manual, 30–35 mpg
  • Reversing camera, DAB radio, TV with Freeview
  • 12V & mains power supply for all your gadgets

Everything you need for comfort and adventure is built in, letting you relax after a day of exploring.

Safety
First

  • Full tank of fuel & LPG included
  • Fully comprehensive insurance
  • Roadside assistance for peace of mind
  • Unlimited mileage on bookings over 1 week (150 free miles/day for shorter trips)
  • Smoke & CO alarms, fire extinguisher, tracker, first aid kit

Stay wild. Stay charged.

Less Mystery. More Memories.

Road trips. Detours. Laughs. Late nights.
The kind of moments you’ll talk about for years.

Ready to unmask your next adventure?

Contact Us

Have a question, want to know more about The Camping Caper, or just fancy chatting about your next adventure?

We’d love to hear from you!

Drop us a message and we’ll get back to you as soon as we can – your next road trip is just a conversation away.